Monday, April 26, 2010

"Duriek owes Kripparrian 10400 gold." ..... GET FUCKED!!

So I have come across a extraordinary addon for World of Warcraft since my wondrous experience in Exodus began a week ago.  This addon, called GCGambler, allows for players to roll off in order to win gold.

How does it work, you ask?  I shall tell you.

Whoever is running the addon tells the game what numbers each person is supposed to roll (they can range from 1 - X, with X being the number that is entered as the top end of the roll spectrum).  For example, the person running the addon tells the program "Ok, roll off from 1- 1000".  The addon will call for people who want to play the game to type "1" in raid chat.  It will then make an announcement for the "last call".  After that it will tell everyone to roll.  The person that rolls the lowest number has to pay the person who rolls the highest number the difference between their rolls.  It's as simple as that.  It's pretty addicting but it is a lot of fun.... until this happens....



And then this....



Yes ladies and gentleman.  I lost 13,407 gold (more than half my assets at the time) last night in less than one minute.  I was able to make about 5.5k of it back in one roll later in the night but that still leaves me just under 8000 gold down.  I think I may start to sell my body for some gold.  Either that or people need to start buying more of my gems and enchanting mats I have scattered all over the auction house (I apologize in advance if I completely saturate and destroy the market, but my auction house mule's name is Greenspan.  It's only in his nature).

For the most part we made some progress on the Heroic Lich King this week.  Getting him consistently into phase 2 for several minutes and then stuff just happens to fall apart due to the ridiculous amount of things going on at once.

HEY LOOK THE STUNNER GOT PICKED UP AND THE DEFILE WAS ON THE TANK WHO WAS RUNNING OUT TO THE VALKS BECAUSE HE WAS ASSIGNED TO SNARE CIRCLE AND THEN IT GREW QUITE A BIT BUT NOT ENOUGH TO WIPE US SO WE TRIED TO RECOVER BUT THE LICH KING DECIDED TO INSTA SOUL REAPER CRONION WHO ARTHAS APPARENTLY LIKES FUCKING IN THE ASS AND HE RAN TO ME BECAUSE I WAS SECOND ON THREAT AND DECIDED TO WHACK ME WITH 2 HASTED 45K HITS IN LESS THAN 2 SECONDS AND I FELL OVER DEAD CUZ MY ARDENT DEFENDER PROCCED FROM THE PEVIOUS SOUL REAPER AND I HAD NO COOLDOWNS AND ALL THE HEALERS WERE DEAD FROM FALLING OFF THE EDGE CUZ TOO MANY DPS WERE DEAD FROM THE PREVIOUS DEFILE TO KILL THE VALKS IN TIME TO DROP THE HEALERS

That basically sums up all of our wipes into one long run on sentence with no grammatical merit whatsoever.

Well to wrap things up I think I will end with several humorous pictures.


Poor Shin, losing all that gold.  Well at least you just bought Altstar his new Porsche 911 Carrera S!!!



Enjoy your new ride buddy!!!